Hi Everyone,

My name is ProfessorFuckNuts, and Oh Boy am I excited to finally get some friends! On Newgrounds of coarse... I do absolutely nothing and don't care. People at school call me a nerd, because i wear glasses and shit. I have no friends at all and a really awkward guy with no social life what so ever.

Anyways I'm glad to be here and finally fuck the ladies!

Sincerely,
ProfessorFuckNuts

p.s. Go Fuck Yourself.